from urlesque:

If all of the clichéd jokes about teens and text messaging fused together like Voltron, they still wouldn’t get as many laughs as a single video of a texting girl doing an epic faceplant into a mall fountain. Imagine being the guy watching the security camera for that incident! Oh wait, you don’t have to, because it’s on YouTube.

More: Texting Girl Trips Into Mall Fountain, Gets Mocked by Employees

You guys, it’s all well and good to mock clueless teenagers, but I think it’s clear that the video above is missing something. Let’s remedy that: